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  KINGSLEY AND THE WOMEN

  In his early role as Lucky Jim, Kingsley Amis declared the awkward essence of his personality. ‘I’m the boredom detector.’ That ability, or affliction, qualified all his other propensities, even the one for multi-targeted amorous desire. In Zachary Leader’s long, thorough and generally judicious new biography, its hero’s spasmodic quest for emotional satisfaction is rarely out of the picture. The novelist, poet, critic, teacher and bibulous clubman we more or less frequently meet, but the man with sex on his mind we seldom escape. Journalists understandably find this material an alluring compost in which to burrow.

  But even here they tend to miss the spiritual element, signalled by how easily the universal lover – Roger Micheldene in One Fat Englishman was one of these, and clearly a disgusted portrait of his author – could be put off by an ill-considered remark from the object of his quest. In missing that, they miss half the secret: it wasn’t just an itching id that made him restless. The truly dedicated bedroom operator is seldom daunted by a cliche´ emanating from the mouth he longs to kiss. With Kingsley Amis it was obviously otherwise. A word out of order from the fair face on the pillow could set him reaching for his trousers soon afterwards. It was touch and go.

  The man who feared the dud phrase as he feared the dark night is now beyond the first threat, if not the second. But if he could hear himself being talked about in his absence, he would find, to his horror, that his very name has become a cause of boredom. Dunces of restricted growth are hopping in a circle around his tomb, singing their tiny songs. One can only hope that this condition will be temporary. Prominent literary reputations quite commonly lapse for a while after death, but it is mercifully uncommon that a prominent literary reputation should be entirely replaced by impertinent gossip. Quite a lot of the first reviewers of this book were so caught up in its anti-hero’s supposed moral turpitude that they seemed to forget the extent by which his literary achievements outstripped their own. The most eminent of them, Professor Carey, seemed to forget that there had been any literary achievements at all.

  In his time, Professor Carey had called Lucky Jim a funny book; or had at least implied that it was, by saying that its author’s autobiography, Memoirs, was his funniest book since the one that made his name. Professor Carey, a true wit in his own right, is well aware that a funny book is always an achievement. But in his review of this biography – a review that amounted to placing a corpse under arrest and charging it with a misspent life – no achievements were mentioned. At least that omission left room for a scrupulous and influential critic to remind himself, at some future time, that there might be beginners listening, and that the starting point of a critical essay should therefore always be the subject’s gifts, and not his crimes. If the subject did not possess the first, there would be no point discussing the second. One lesser critic – he had initials instead of a Christian name, and I have forgotten his surname – managed to do even worse than not mention Amis’s work. He presumed, in the yellow light of all this sulphurous information about the author’s moral transgressions, to reassess the work, pointing out that Amis’s poetry, in particular, was a glacial reflection of his heartless attitude towards women.

  This reassessment was so perfectly fatuous that it wasn’t even boring. The general assumption among the reviewers that the man was more real than what he wrote should have been detectable even by them as the sort of platitude that drove the choleric latter-day Kingers back to a bottle already three-quarters empty: being forced to inhabit a world in which literary journalists could promulgate such tedious opinions was probably one of the chief reasons that he drank. But it was beyond boring, it was bizarre, to suggest that the cold view of women in some of Amis’s poems reflected a view that Amis actually held. In the Dai Evans poems, Amis finds Evans reprehensible both in his behaviour and in his mentality. We could tell that just by the way those particular poems are written, even if there were not so many other poems by the same author (‘A Bookshop Idyll’, for example) to prove that he valued the integrity of women, and that he thought any man in physical thrall to his mental condition as a roue´ was in no great shape to lead a worthwhile life.

  Amis’s poems about sexuality continually reveal that the obligation to behave well, as against the difficulties of doing so posed by a libido about whose power he felt equally obliged to be realistic, was one of his abiding concerns. Far from being detached from the question of sexual morality, his poetry had almost no other subject. His depth on the matter, and his capacity to dramatise an inner conflict and make it vivid through his mastery of phrase and rhythm, would have made him, had his friend Philip Larkin never existed, a good contender for the title of the most accomplished and least self-satisfied poet of his generation. But of course there was a connection there: self-satisfaction can be defeated only by taking thought, and without thought there is no real technique, only the making of patterns. In Amis’s poetry, for all its formal virtuosity, there is not even one instance of a pattern being made just for the sake of it, and the same might be said of his best prose. The sure sign of his greatness as a comic writer is that nothing interested him less than mere word-play. If he ever gave into it, it was a sign that he was on the ropes, and that his peculiar gift for self-examination had been protectively switched off, perhaps through fear of what it might reveal.

  Obeying the rule that we should start from the work, we can start at that very point, and observe that at the height of his art he was always worried about himself, and especially on the level where we might think he was insouciant. In the early part of the book, at Oxford and then in Swansea, we find him chasing women, and frequently catching up with them. In Princeton he caught up with all of them. If he hadn’t got Hilly pregnant he might not have married her, but having done both those things he found his appetite for further adventure unblunted. The title phrase of That Uncertain Feeling was another way of saying that he found it hard to answer for his actions when there were bright and beautiful women around. In academic life they were always around. Hilly seemed to understand, thereby throwing petrol on the fire. We might disapprove of all this but we should remember that we would have difficulty disapproving as much as he did. It’s a constant theme of the early novels. In Lucky Jim, Bertrand, the high-scoring tail-chaser, is the villain. In Take a Girl Like You, Patrick Standish is less repellent than Bertrand but even more dangerous, because in the end he is capable of taking Jenny’s virginity while she is drunk: i.e. he rapes her. His urge takes over.

  Amis spent a lot of time arguing, in both prose and verse, that an urge should never be allowed to do that. He was against the idea of artist’s privileges. He might have been more persuasive on the subject had he always been able to behave well in real life – although he would have been crucially short of inside information – but here again we have something to remember. In real life, it wasn’t just a case of him wanting nearly all the women. In the early days, at least, nearly all the women wanted him. He was good looking and he was brilliantly funny. In Princeton there were academic wives who didn’t realise that they had been married to a bore until they found themselves in cocktail-fuelled colloquy with the visiting genius. Over they went like nine-pins.

  Like most men who have that effect, Amis probably kept a private moral account book in which he gave himself points for all the opportunities he turned down, and used the total to offset how depressingly often he succumbed. There are all kinds of mental tricks such a man can play, but it would be pharisaical on our part to preach as if we could be sure of being abstemious granted the same advantages. Nevertheless we can permit ourselves to echo Amis’s belief – evident in all the novels, especially evident in the early novels and vividly evident, throughout his life, in the poetry – that the ungoverned libido was bound to have a wrecking influence, even if everyone involved had joined the circle by consent. The most startling proof of this attitude is in The Anti-Death League, where he gives an otherwise virtuous woman a man’s promiscuity. She
does what all men would do if they could, unless they are candidates to join Plato’s Nocturnal Council. She takes on every man she likes the look of. But in the end she agrees to be rescued. We can deduce that Amis thought she needed rescuing. It was a generous conclusion for Amis to reach. After all, he didn’t make himself randy, although men who don’t suffer from the same affliction can perhaps be forgiven for assuming, in his case, that a trick of fate was a human failing.

  A deeper indication of Amis’s capacity for self-analysis on the matter of sexual attractiveness is that he was capable of making a subject out of what it might be like not to be attractive: what it would be like, that is, to be not like him. In Take a Girl Like You, Jenny Bunn is the fully articulated version of Christine in Lucky Jim. Those who thought Christine unreal would have twice the reason to think that of Jenny, but surely, in both cases, the combination of beauty and goodness is not impossible.

  You might even say that the beautiful find it easier to be good. It is certainly true to life that Jenny, with her practicality and her sense of fun to go with her looks, would touch the heart of any man, and especially a man like Patrick, who is heartless and knows it. But in the figure of Graham, the decent type who yearns for her hopelessly, Amis pushed analysis into a new area. There had been radiant young lovers in English novels before, from Tom Jones and Sophia Western onwards. And there had been stumbling, hopelessly yearning dim bulbs before: Dickens is full of them. Graham was not even the first of these to bare his soul: Leonard Bast in Howards End tells us what it might be like to be a loser. But Graham was the first to bare his soul with eloquence. The scene where Graham tells Jenny what it is like to be a man who has no chance with a girl like her is like nothing else in literature before, and would alone be enough to establish Amis as the moral writer that Dr Leavis said he wasn’t. (I was present at the Dickens lecture when Leavis, asserting that Amis had no interest in describing the behaviour of a gentleman, inadvertently defined Amis’s central literary interest as exactly that.)

  Jenny doesn’t want to hear about Graham’s despair, and then despises herself for not having wanted to hear. She has perfect moral pitch, but no intention of letting her life be ruined by a quest for justice. In a just world, she would have married Graham. But she wants Patrick. She just doesn’t want to sleep with him until they are married. So Patrick, exercising his charmer’s privilege, gets in early. To think that Amis does not condemn that privilege, you would have to be dense enough to think that Amis actually approves, in Girl, 20, of Sir Roy Vandervane’s up-tempo urge to seduce women who get younger twice as fast as he gets older. You would have to think that Amis, when he gives us portraits of men who regard the individuality of women as merely the temporary disguise of a common object, actually endorses that attitude. Instead, he loathed the idea.

  He probably made a line out of saying so – sympathy works – but his scorn of the rampant clod was genuine. Leader is good at bringing out how Amis’s sensitivity on the subject was one of the very things that made him attractive. Women were interested in him because he found women interesting. Hilly always found him interesting and would probably never have left him had he not compelled it. She knew all about his weaknesses but adored him anyway. And he, despite everything, was basically uxorious and thought she was the one woman that counted. He thought that early and he thought it late, but late was too late and much of his life story that we find truly disturbing happened in the stretch between his two me´nages with Hilly, on the path which at long last led him back to that fateful fork in the road.

  The philanderer often has a better chance of staying married than the man who is so bowled over by love that he not only marries on the strength of it, he wrecks his first home when love strikes again. A measure of how hard Amis was hit by his love for the elegant and accomplished Elizabeth Jane Howard is that he behaved like an honest man and changed his circumstances. Finally we don’t know the secret of what brings two people together and keeps them there. If it was sex, the chances were mathematically slight that Amis had run into something he had never met before.

  What he had run into was romance. The coarse language in Amis’s letters might seem to indicate the opposite of a romantic propensity, but indicates it so strenuously that it would be wise to suspect a cover-up. Lucky Jim’s interior monologue when he dances in Christine’s arms for the first time (it beats even Larkin’s phrase about ‘the wonderful feel of girls’) is surely a better testament of Amis’s true feelings. There are good reasons for thinking that the concept of sex with nothing else to it was foreign to his nature, and this time there was a lot else to it. The history of the British Establishment can scarcely be told without due account of how it is continually replenished by people born outside its walls, but Jane was an insider: she was the gifted interloper’s glittering reward. On the evidence presented by Leader we are permitted to conclude that the increasingly illustrious Amis had reached the standard climacteric where the ascending cultural figure is ready to leave the vagabond life he has led so far and become a toff.

  Not that he wanted to become a Tory: not yet. His politics had always been on the left. In fact he started out as a Communist, but his dislike of authority guaranteed that he would not remain in the party long. His dislike of authority in the army shows up in his short stories: the title story of My Enemy’s Enemy is only one example. In his universities he abominated the prospect of being presided over by an unfeeling hierarchy. (The abomination is incarnated in Professor Welch, and the precedents for it are outlined by Leader in convincing detail, to the extent that you marvel at Amis’s conscientiousness as an academic: how could he have borne the drudgery?) Amis was a natural Labour voter. But he was always wistfully responsive to the prospect of an elect tribe of upper-order males confidently at their ease. (He once told me that he admired the way they were ‘not bothered’.) Gore-Urquhart in Lucky Jim is one example, and Julian Ormerod in Take a Girl Like You would be the moral centre of the book if Jenny wasn’t. (It is Ormerod who tells Patrick that he has not behaved like a gentleman.)

  Kingers had a soft spot for a gent. Jane was a female gent: noblesse oblige on a pair of killer legs. She had everything, and she could do everything. While independently busy with her own flourishing career, she also knew how to look after him. He liked that idea. It was a bit unfair on Hilly, who had travelled with him over some hard roads. (There are moments early in the book, as Hilly cleans up the widely dispersed kiddy-food while Kingsley marks a towering pile of exam papers, that you wonder if Leader might not be getting it all out of George Gissing.) Hilly was elected by fate to incarnate Cyril Connolly’s cruel principle about the woman with whom we share our early struggles rarely being the same woman with whom we wish to share our later successes. Or rather, she was elected by Kingsley. He might have done otherwise. He could have stayed, and kept Jane for a mistress. According to the evidence here, Jane loved him so much she might have settled for that. But he was too moral, or perhaps he was bored.

  A book of this length can have few hidden texts, but there is at least one, and it starts with the breaking up of his first marriage. The alteration distorted his life, but he lacked the steel to be unworried. All the subsequent troubles, and a lot of the art left still to be accomplished, flowed from the great man’s reluctance to be a complete swine. The born scoundrel never causes more trouble than when he turns sincere. Against his convictions, Amis had taken an artist’s privileges, and like most men who unleash such damage he tried to save his conscience by convincing himself that he was facing facts. The disintegration of his family had consequences for the children which Leader explores with tact, but there’s enough to make you shake your head. (His predecessor as a biographer, the late Eric Jacobs, though he was rather better than Leader at evoking anything funny, would undoubtedly have been less sensitive about anything that wasn’t, so it’s a blessing that he is no longer on the scene, from which he departed pursued by the curses of the entire family.) But you might say that Amis’s new gl
ory became punishment enough in itself for his having reinforced its outward show with a conspicuous change of wives.

  Superficially his circumstances were now ideal, and the book gives ample evidence that the couple were creatively fruitful both separately and together. At the end of the day’s work they would read each other what they had written, like Katherine Mansfield and Middleton Murry. Jane, who had a history of accepting burdens and being treated badly, seemed well capable of getting on with her work while doing all the other work as well. Cosseted by a heaven-sent helpmeet cum soul mate, Kingers lived a king’s life: nothing was allowed to disturb his concentration. One is reminded of Thomas Mann at home in Munich, where the children had to play at the other end of the garden.

  Amis had always been suspicious of the artist who demanded ideal conditions but he knew what they ought to be and was glad enough to accept them when they came. One of his ideal conditions had always been plenty to drink. Jim Dixon dreamed of being able to smoke as much as he wanted. His creator had dreamed of being able to drink as much as he wanted. In his role of squire, Amis made sure that this wish was fulfilled on a scale that it had never been before: there was a keg of upmarket Scotch in his study. All on his own, he had the weekly drinks bill of a whole table at the Garrick Club even before he was elected. After he was, he would get so tight there that he could barely make it to the cab. And this was a man famous for never showing the effects. Visiting him for a long lunch, those of us who were famous for showing them blessed our frailty. With a light head instead of a hollow leg, he would have lasted longer.

  The depths of his drinking were achieved after Jane left him, but the bathysphere was well on its way down while she was still there. The low point of his catabasis took time to reach, but the steadily descending trajectory is hard to miss. We don’t have to look for it in what seemed to confuse him. We can find it in what he seemed sure of. Though he continued to turn out novels with clearly defined themes, the prose in them – once the initial attraction – became less clearly defined all the time, and eventually, as it was bound to do, this deficiency eroded his comic invention. John Carey was right to say that Amis’s style became an instrument for evading meaning instead of conveying it. He might have said ‘Amis’s style, of all people’s.’